When a woman becomes the Messiah, the commandments will be different: do not litter, do not snore, do not smoke.
When in a family conflict, a man, ask the question: “Do you want to be right or happy?”
Women benefit and when they do not come: teeth clean, shaved smoothly, you sleep in bed.
Old age — you bend down to tie your shoelaces and think: what else would you do here.
When a woman becomes the Messiah, the commandments will be different: do not litter, do not snore, do not smoke.
When I buy an armored train, I’ll pick a few addresses … so, just say hello.
A dream is a desire for which there is not enough money.
The best age is when the nonsense has already passed, and marasmus has not yet begun.
“Man is born for happiness, like a bird for flight!” — say penguins to ostriches.
Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple on the cheek, marry all over the body.
If a person is talented, then he is talented in everything …. Idiots also.
The truth is served as a coat is served, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel.
After a week’s hunger strike, the lion recognized that the king of beasts is the watchman of the zoo.
Good men have one drawback — they are always with some women.
Do not judge a woman by kilograms, but you will not judge by centimeters!
Well, we will not disturb you = Nobody is going to help you.
Love your wife — your source of knowledge about human shortcomings.
Feminism — up to the first decent man.
Communism is up to the first personal capital.
Atheism — before the first shaking in flight.
Nothing so invigorates the morning, how to oversleep.
I’m not sure — do not hug!
“There is no limit to my perfection!”, Thinks the monkey, looking at the man.
Predicting earthquakes and weather is strongly helped by the word “in places”.
Women benefit and when they do not come: teeth clean, shaved smoothly, you sleep in bed.
Old age — you bend down to tie your shoelaces and think: what else would you do here.
When a woman becomes the Messiah, the commandments will be different: do not litter, do not snore, do not smoke.
When I buy an armored train, I’ll pick a few addresses … so, just say hello.
A dream is a desire for which there is not enough money.
The best age is when the nonsense has already passed, and marasmus has not yet begun.
“Man is born for happiness, like a bird for flight!” — say penguins to ostriches.
Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple on the cheek, marry all over the body.
If a person is talented, then he is talented in everything …. Idiots also.
The truth is served as a coat is served, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel.
After a week’s hunger strike, the lion recognized that the king of beasts is the watchman of the zoo.
Good men have one drawback — they are always with some women.
Do not judge a woman by kilograms, but you will not judge by centimeters!
Well, we will not disturb you = Nobody is going to help you.
Love your wife — your source of knowledge about human shortcomings.
Feminism — up to the first decent man.
Communism is up to the first personal capital.
Atheism — before the first shaking in flight.
Nothing so invigorates the morning, how to oversleep.
I’m not sure — do not hug!
“There is no limit to my perfection!”, Thinks the monkey, looking at the man.
Predicting earthquakes and weather is strongly helped by the word “in places”.
Подписаться на:
Сообщения (Atom)
.
-
На различных японских аукционах существуют различные системы оценок. Есть аукционы где оценки отсутствуют вовсе. Покупатель просматривают пе...
-
После того, как Вы получили свой автомобиль, ( Правила приемки автомобиля Клиентом в пункте назначения ) Вам необходимо зарегистрировать на ...
-
У вас возникло подозрение, что ваша исправная машина слишком «прожорлива». Первое, что нужно сделать, это заменить воздушный фильтр и прок...
-
Справочник малого бизнеса Знание своего социотипа помогает понять - подходить человеку схема покупки автомобиля с аукциона Японии или нет....
-
После 24 февраля 2022 года ситуация на автомобильном рынке России сильно изменилась. С рынка официально ушли все производители автомобилей Я...
-
Если взять «Справочник автомобильных сокращений и аббревиатур» или «Англо - русский словарь автомобильных терминов» , то там легко можно ...
-
Справочник малого бизнеса Банки с работающим SWIFT в России Если Вы заказываете автомобиль из Японии, Южной Кореи, то оплату за границу до...
-
Тормозные колодки - это важная часть тормозной системы автомобиля, которая обеспечивает замедление или остановку движения автомобиля. Они пр...
-
По данным статистики продаж «Авто.ру», сегодня продающийся типичный немецкий или японский автомобиль имеет возраст чуть более восьми лет, пр...
-
В 1997 году, когда мы только начинали возить авто из Японии , за 1 миллион во Владивостоке можно было купить беспробежный 4 летний Toyota Hi...